Baby, it's cold out side...
It's colder than a witch's tit...
It's so cold that we had to chisel the dog off a fire hydrant...
It's so cold, Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife to keep warm...
It's colder than snowman piss...
It's so cold hookers are giving away free blow jobs just to get something warm in their stomachs...
You get our point people, its freakin' cold here!
If you want to warm up read the first chapters of Dream Warrior!!
Write a comment